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study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
If you're rich,I'm free!
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
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