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Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
If you're rich,I'm free!
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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