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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 28
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
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