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Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Meowing at cats until they meow back
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
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