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I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up.""Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :DCAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
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