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B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
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