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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 48
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
f**kin cold yo! >.<
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
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