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"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad"."No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"."Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!""OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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