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Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noisesStanding in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do""Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbitsBeing around someone so much, you catch their habbits
If it makes you happy, do it! ;DIf it makes you happy, do it! ;D
Guys who can cookGuys who can cook
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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