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I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
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Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
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Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
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I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
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I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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No brain no pain.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
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