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"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
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