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I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
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