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I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Blaming it on PMS
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
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