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Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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