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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 65
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
What if I accidentally rape you?
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
I don't wanna ride with love anymore...:*
.. 30 minute to Death !
Nijustus, hapikdio, Mardinerin karate jij justus, ji justsu, judo boxinging mauy mauy thai
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
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