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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
Like if you love Annoying orange :)Like if you love Annoying orange :)
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
PS:Never give up..:PS:Never give up..:
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