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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 72
I love you. You love her. She loves him. He loves another guy. That guy loves another girl. And that girl loves another girl from the next door. Is that clear enough?
Jealousy is the greatest form of a compliment.
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror, and realize how sexy you are.
the akward moment when my boyfriend get's cought with a cellphone on an exam and I sent him the answers
I LOVE MY FRIEND
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
-Dude, she just called you Bellatrix Lestange!- -Oh , hell no! Hold my...JK...Avada Kedavra!-
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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