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Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
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