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Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks itPutting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drinkSome friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen''I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forgetNights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
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