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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 71
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
I don't deserve anything :/
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Angel by day..Devil by night :P
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
wanna be starting something.........wanna be starting something......but how to ending...
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