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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 135
Every new day gives new things and there we create new memories.
If you can, I still do not know how, but I will be certainly there all night, on place and in day that you chose earlier. I'll wait for you and if you want you do what you plan to do
I realized why you afraid to be with me. And, who is guilty? But I forgive you
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
You can't be late until you show up
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
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