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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 137
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
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