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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 134
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
Every relationship has its problems, but what makes it perfect is when things are bad, and you still want to be together.
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
If my room is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
Falling in ♥ is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna ♥ you~
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times
I get butterflies every time my crush likes my link or status :D ^_^ <3
Just keep your promise that you'll kiss me until then, and I will keep my, I will stay. Choose a day in the middle of week, choose a ''sweet'' little place, without a lot of people, and call me when you're sure you'll come. We still have enough time
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
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