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Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastardMarrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchenWaving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy.""I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Like this if u are tired of school already d:Like this if u are tired of school already d:
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
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