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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 28

"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatheringsBeing inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statusesTrying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
The first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or painThe first person who is on your mind,is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
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