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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 31
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
My favorite number is #1
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