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If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
What goes around, comes around!!!!
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
I miss you,you dumb a*s!
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