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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything.""How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:DI remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut upParents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
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