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I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me
Laying In The Gra*s On A Sunny Day
I blame disney for my high expectations of boys
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
You poked me... i poked you back.. War is on!
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
Unknown Drunken Injuries
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
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