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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 38
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I must go. My planet needs me.
Life's too short to remove usb safely
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
"Shut up, you love it"
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
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