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1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
F**k love..anyway who cares..F**k love..anyway who cares..
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
What goes around, comes around!!!!What goes around, comes around!!!!
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
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