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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 40
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
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