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You are not mine anymore.You are not mine anymore.
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
a te creasa te creas
^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
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