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Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
to see you naked ^^
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
no many no fany
When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
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