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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 35
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
There's a HUGE difference between waking up at 5:55 & 6 a.m. on a school day.
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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