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I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my catsWhen everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a testGiving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.Having too much month left at the end of the money.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
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