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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 42
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
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