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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Blaming it on PMSBlaming it on PMS
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
f**kin cold yo! >.<f**kin cold yo! >.<
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to sayThe awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
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