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I don't wanna ride with love anymore...:*I don't wanna ride with love anymore...:*
What it's meant to be,it will be ..What it's meant to be,it will be ..
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :PPeople said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Like if you love Annoying orange :)Like if you love Annoying orange :)
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
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