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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 46
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
I ♥ my dad
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
I don't want the summer to end...
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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