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I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
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