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I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :DThat everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I doI can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
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