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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 82
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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