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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 83
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
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