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Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
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