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I Spam Your Mom
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
False friends are worse than open enemies”
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
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