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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
2011, please be good to me. :)
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