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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 18
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
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