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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 16
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
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