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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 16
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
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