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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything.""How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
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