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I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
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