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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 20
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
High Heels ♥
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
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