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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 30
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Like if you don't smoke.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
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