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You're on my to do list ;)
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Don't chase them, replace them!
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
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