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Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart."It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your LifeHe Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
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