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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 36
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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