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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 37
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
I love people who text back instantly
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
There's only two times I want to be with you; now and forever ♥
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
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