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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 39
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
No brain no pain.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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