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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
'Not all those who wander are lost'
The Soul's Shadow There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~Philosopher's Words~
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
Remeber people might call you names and bring you down but its the only wat to bring themselves up ignore it your way better
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
My bf's blue eyes. <3
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