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To me, you're perfect.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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